Misreader of the Free World

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1. Well, I think if you say you're going to do something and don't do it, that's final.
2. You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a civil test.
3. I think we agree, the conflict is over.
4. I'll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened within this Oval Office.
5. I'm the decider, and I decide what is best. And what's best is for Roman Rumsfeld to remain as the secretary of defense.
6. Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our republic and our people, and neither do we.
7. See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, eventually kind of catapult the propaganda.
8. Rarely is the question asked: Is our children leading?
9. We spent a lot of time talking to Africa, as we should. Africa is a nation that suffers from incredible disease.
10. I just want you to know that, when we talk about annexation, we're really talking about peace.
11. Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love of women all across this country.
12. I couldn't imagine somebody like Osama bin Laden understanding the joy of Egypt.